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-The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
-Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
-To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
-Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
-Don't hate the player, hate the game
-Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
-Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
-I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
-*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
-Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
-Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
-Call me anytime, I won't be home
-I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
-Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
-I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
-Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
-Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
-Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
-If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
-Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
-Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
-Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
-Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
-Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
-Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
-I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
-Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
-You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
-What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
-There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
-If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
-He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
-Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
-Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
-True friendship is a plant of slow growth
-A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
-Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
-A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
-A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words....
-The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
-Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
-Two are better than one
-A true friend tells you your faults in private
-A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
-True friendship never ends
-Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
-As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide
-Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
-Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
-Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
-Have no friends not equal to yourself
-It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
-We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
-Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
-A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
-True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
-Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
-Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
-Friendship is a special kind of love
-Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
-The secret to friendship is being a good listener
-One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
-Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes
-My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
-We are all alone untill we accept our need for others
-A true friend stabs you in the front
-Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt
Boys MSN NAMES
Scrool Down for Girls names
:PNice legs...what time do they open:P
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package ;)
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy :P;)
(6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me
;) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)
(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)
(&)she THINKS she had style...She THINKS she has class....BUT what i know is....She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)
WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA!
If i was a dog and u were a flower I'd lift my leg high, And give you a shower!!
Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!
Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.
show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!
is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!
(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)
:P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;):P
(6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)
;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school ;)
Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head
Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)
nice perfume.....y marinate in it?
Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig:O!
I love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? :P
*I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped*
(&):PYou know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you!!:P(&)
(%):PIf being ugly is a crime, u wood get a life sentence!!:P(%)
Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls ;)
(U)Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever(U)
Girl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD! ;)
You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room! (6)
(6) I'm so hot i make the devil sweat (6)
You think your cool, you think your fine, but kick it with me and you'll reach the sky
Born 2 please, but taught to tease ;)
(B)(au)If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!(au)(B)
The best things in life are done lying down.. Body Boarding;)!
The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex
You're the worst lookin chick here but beauty is only a light switch away
I would of given you the ket to my heart, but u have already picked the lock
:D(Y)(B)My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk(B)(Y):D
(6)Dont make me mad..Im running out of places to hide the bodies(6)
((( :P;) Lasses are mint, lasses are kool, lasses are here to make us drool! ;):P )))
